She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
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There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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