Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
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