My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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