I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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