We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i dont even know how to be here
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he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
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Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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