tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I need to align my fucking chakras
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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