Do you still have your period?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
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I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
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