guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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