covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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