We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
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We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
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There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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