Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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