Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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