Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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