The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
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She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
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Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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