Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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