We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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