i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
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We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
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Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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