But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
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There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
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HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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