The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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