Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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