Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
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i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
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i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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