She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
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Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
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he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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