Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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