wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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