His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
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I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
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Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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