dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
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