She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
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dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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