The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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