That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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