I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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