I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
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Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
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You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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