Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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