My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Watching her eat just hurts me
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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