But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
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Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
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You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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