You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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