Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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