At least make sure they are 18
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it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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