omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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