Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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