addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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