how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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