Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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