but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
she pinky promised me she was 18
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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