The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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