i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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