but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
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