Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
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I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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