I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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