I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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