Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
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Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
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I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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