he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
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How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
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we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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