I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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