shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
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Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
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