oh god the rape fog is back!
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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