i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
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I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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