is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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